10 Colorful Southern Sayings Making The Rest Of Us Laugh Out Loud

Southern Sayings About Being Poor & Broke

37. He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.

38. He doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

39. I’m so poor I couldn’t jump over a nickel to save a dime.

40. I’m as poor as a church mouse.

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41. You’re gonna have old and new-monia dressed like that! (A take on catching a cold, but with pneumonia.)

42. Lawd, people will be able to see to Christmas! (I guess that means people only got “lucky” on Christmas?)

43. Lawd, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land!

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44. It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.


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