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21. He’s so ugly, he didn’t get hit with the ugly stick, he got whopped with the whole forest!

22. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

23. She so ugly, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

24. He’s so ugly, he’d scare a buzzard off a gut pile.

25. She’s so ugly, I’d hire her to haunt a house!

26. If I had a dog as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

27. She is so ugly, her face would turn sweet milk to clabber. (Clabber is sour milk.)

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