10 Colorful Southern Sayings Making The Rest Of Us Laugh Out Loud

A Well-Fed Southerner Is:

17. As fat as a tick.

A Hungry Southerner Will Say:

18. I’m so hungry my belly thinks my throat’s been cut.

19. I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat.

20. I’m so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound goat. (This is charming yet disgusting way of saying you’re so hungry you could eat a horse.)

Source: Flickr/Tomas Caspers

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