A Well-Fed Southerner Is:
17. As fat as a tick.
A Hungry Southerner Will Say:
18. I’m so hungry my belly thinks my throat’s been cut.
19. I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat.
20. I’m so hungry I could eat the north end of a south-bound goat. (This is charming yet disgusting way of saying you’re so hungry you could eat a horse.)
